December 2011
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Dear attractive women of the world,
mikexhulud:
Thank you for letting me look at you and plan out our future together, before violently snapping back to the harsh reality that I am a schmuck and will die alone.
Love,
Me
fresh sheets and a new pillow. heaven..
since about six pm i’ve had the film ‘reality bites’ in my head. was planning on watching it. just checked in the carport where we keep our dvds and vhs and couldn’t find it. i did, however, find ‘nigella bites’. maybe i had them confused?
I wish there was a magical force that flipped over...
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summer girls..
me: cait (my sister)! i saw the girl of my dreams today!
cait: (lols hard) ang, you say this every week..
me: i know, but she was 'the one'..
an hour or so passes..
me: it really hurt my feelings when you said i say that i see the girl of my dreams very week..
caity: (lols even harder) it did not, shutup..
me: true..
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Anonymous asked: No, I mean TESTICLES. Like manliness, courage, standing up for yourself. Not nuts from a plant. Sorry to have to clarify.
michaelneedstogetoutmore asked: Nuts are healthy, delicious and vegan. This guy is obviously trying to give you some dietary/gardening tips! What a champ!
“Is that fat faggot your boyfriend or something? Let him defend himself”
– the internets..
Anonymous asked: Yeah, sarcasm, funny. But forreal grow some nuts.
Anonymous asked: I said grow some nuts
Anonymous asked: dude grow some nuts
give me someone / who will hold me in her arms the way I need to be held..
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Watch“i wanna feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my feeeeeeet”..
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Watchalways getting bullied..
fazz at it again with another teaser. always teasing..
Watchbig ups to ma boy josephxvx for showing me the light and getting me onto these guys. one of two favourite channels on youtube..
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– It is no surprise to me that hardly anyone tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep themselves to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that’s dear to you? Even when you like them and want nothing more than to be closer than close to them? It’s so...
bus driver fanging it through a red light today made my day. committed to getting me into the city on time to meet my friends. cheers bruz..
Watch“please just give me a chan marshall eulogy..”
Drenched in Disease: I didn't get any presents for... →
mikexhulud:
And that’s okay. We live in a world so centered around material possessions, that we tend to forget about what the holidays are really about. We forget about the true meaning of Christmas, and believe it or not, it’s not about how many iPads were under the tree, or about how much egg nog you can…
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain (via mattske83)
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i’m trying and i think that may just be my problem..
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“Whenever you think or you believe or you know, you’re a lot of other people: but...”
– ee cummings (via astrothenaut)
“So many people are shut up tight inside themselves like boxes, yet they would...”
– Sylvia Plath (via broccolisoup)
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using a salad bowl instead of a regular bowl for my cereal. only an issue if you make it an issue. i do what i want..
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jaredtomas:
I would like a pretty lady to:
- Drink coffee tea with me. - Go to the beach with me. - Is willing to give me a massage (I’ll return the favour). - Likes food (but not too much if it’s decent food, then it’s all you can eat). - Is comfortable just chilling out with me. - Likes me for me.
Enquire within.
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Anonymous asked: ang is that short for angus?
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Anonymous asked: how old are you
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nightmaresforaweek:
I wanna be your shirt, so I can hug you while you work. I wanna be your wife, so you can beat me every night.
dad was filthy with a girl today because she was eating doritos instead of cc’s. too funny..